A MACHETE-WIELDING man screamed 'I'm going to slice you up' as he attacked a 17-year-old boy on a driving lesson with his older brother.
Archie Kirkwood, 17, was behind the wheel with Angus, 22, in the passenger seat, when two men in a white Vauxhall van tried to overtake aggressively, forcing them to stop their car to ask what the problem was.
But things escalated quickly when one of the men pulled a machete from the van, and ran towards the boys shouting expletives and waving the deadly weapon in the East Hanningfield country lane.
"The van was driving really close behind Archie, and started horning aggressively, and trying to get past the car," explained Angus, a physiotherapist.
"I told Archie not to worry and keep driving normally, but the road was too narrow for them to pass us, so they kept swinging out into the road and beeping their horn. I eventually told him to slow down and stop.
"I told Archie to stay in the car, and went to ask the guys in the van what they were doing – then they both got out of the car yelling abuse, and one of them was saying 'shall I smack him? Shall I smack him? And he hit me in the face."
Seeing his brother being attacked by the two men, who were white and in their mid to late twenties, Archie left the car to try and help.
"I'm only 17, but I thought it's a numbers game, and I just wanted to help my brother and get them off him," the Westcliff High School grammar student said.
But one of the men ran back to the van and emerged with a two-foot machete, terrifying the teen.
"It was a proper weapon, it had a sword handle, holes along the blade and was about two foot long," Archie said. "I just know it looked scary, and he was swinging it around like there was no tomorrow."
The man, who the pair said was the driver of the van, then attacked Angus with the weapon, hitting him in the head with the blade.
"When he was running with the machete, he was yelling 'I'm going to slice you up'," Angus said. "He went for my head initially, he hit me on the head and I stumbled back and he was full on swinging, going for my face," said Angus, who believes he could have sustained far worse injuries had the blade not been blunt.
"My hands are cut because I was putting them up to shield my face, and I wasn't sure if my head was gaping open at the time.
"If I hadn't been quick with my reactions, they could have deformed my face. I was covered in blood.
"When he was hitting me with the machete, I just thought 'I need to grab his hands' and I managed to get hold of one of them, and it started to defuse things."
But the ordeal was not over, and the man wielding the weapon soon turned his attention towards 17-year-old Archie.
"Obviously I'm not old, but the man maybe assumed I was a threat and started running after me," Archie said.
On seeing that his brother was in danger, Angus grabbed the man, getting his arm cut by the machete in the process.
The two men fled the scene as another vehicle appeared on the road, but not before quick-thinking Archie got their licence plate details.
"Hopefully the police won't let them do that to another person," added Archie, who vowed he wouldn't be put off learning to drive. "It wasn't road rage; they are crazy, horrible people who saw an opportunity to do some damage."
Police said they had recovered the vehicle and the weapon at Church Road in Tiptree, and enquiries continue to locate the suspects.
"We've got to send a signal that these scumbags won't get away with it," Angus added.
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